Top 10 Things Learned at the Pixies Concert

10) Joey Santiago can play the guitar a little bit.
9) Apparently "Black Francis" is a codeword for "I look like I have alapecia".
8) David Lovering needs to make himself seen a little more...I barely noticed him !
7) Kim Deal looks cracked-out...and it works.
6) The Pixies are slightly before MY time, yet I felt like I was babysitting...what's with that?
5) Live Pixies music sounds a lot like recorded Pixies music...with less audible lyrics
4) Ms. Deal smokes one hell of a lot.
3) Mr. Santiago is one hell of a cool cat.
2) Mr. Black (or is it Mr. Francis?) is one hell of a large, sweaty guy.
1) The only way to truly appreciate them is from 7 feet away.