OK...fine...you asked for it...

At the request of Matt and Mike, and at the risk of no one ever reading this blog again, here is the extremely anti-climactic story about why I started the blog...

Last weekend, a friend of mine from work didn't have my cell phone # on him, so he decided to try to look me up in an internet search to see if he could find it. Instead of any pages related to me, he found a few that were related to some other Chris Orlando's of the world (who knew?). So that sort of inspired me to look up people I know to see what would come up. It was at that time I realized that I may be the last human being on Earth that doesn't have one of these interpersonal-human-contact-destroyers...

That's it...sorry it wasn't more interesting!